Danbury Woman Slaps Two, Assaults Cops

According to the News Times 30-year-old Erica Droz of Danbury was arrested Friday after slapping two cops, and reportedly assaulting two others.

The Kennedy Avenue Station was the scene of the alleged crime according to authorities. She, according to the article, went with the slap as her move of choice. The slap is SO disrespectful. It wreaks of, "I do not like you, and I want you to know it." It hurts just enough to make you angry, and dares every idea you have ever had about being locked in a physical altercation. It makes you reevaluate your views on life. Are you to risk being arrested for fighting over a slap? Can you just stand there and take it? Your decision has to be made in a split second, and making the wrong one can be a life changer.

My real question about this alleged crime is, if this turns out to be true, how do you not see it coming? After someone slaps multiple people in a row, you would think the last person would have her go-to move figured out. Has anyone ever heard of ducking? It may come as a surprise to learn that I've had a woman slap me. I was being funny, and she was on the losing end of that, and she whacked me good. But, she attempted a second slap, and wouldn't you know it, I blocked it with my ninja reflexes, and a knowledge of her favorite violent act that I had learned just seconds earlier.

I am just happy to know that this alleged serial slapper is off of the streets because it was a matter of time before I ran into her, upset her, and was promptly slapped in the face.