5 Absurd Connecticut Quickies on Reddit

The Connecticut section of reddit.com is chock full of kooky headlines and stories that I feel I must share. 

Thank you Reddit.com!

A Bear Just Stole My Bird Feeder in Litchfield - This post comes from hobgoblinknobgobblers and this weirdo writes, "This f----r came and stole my bird feeder again!" Instead of placing a moronic post on reddit.com, how about solving the problem instead, idiot!

Milford Man Arrested After FB Poke Violated Protective Order - This is what it's come to? Being pissed off by a FB poke? How about you pack up your things and move into 1 Get Your Priorities Straight Drive! Idiot!

Trying to Break My Lease to Move, Anyone Looking? - It's always a genius idea to broadcast that your attempting to break a legal binding contract in a public forum. To get even more exposure, why not slap this post on Facebook too? Idiot!

Bar With N64 - This is some dude letting the thousands who enjoy playing Mario Kart know that there's a bar called Laetus in Hartford where you can play and drink at the same time. Fanfreakingtastic! Idiot!

What is the Technology Sector Like in Connecticut?- Holy Mary Mother of God, what does that even mean? What are you asking, nerd boy? Are you looking for a job at Best Buy? Are you looking to get into the IT field? Any chance you can get a tad more specific next time? Idiot!

You gotta love Reddit.com and Craigslist.com!

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