This headline alone tells me we are doomed in 2017. Either that, or I'm bound to be on the floor near the kitty bowl!

I miss my cat. If she were still around, we would have a new thing to bond over. Pass that bottle of wine to me, Versailles.

Before you get your panties in a wad, the company in Denver Colorado that is making this cat wine - they already have one for dogs, doesn't put any alcohol in it.

Apollo Peak recently introduced a beet-based cat wine in two flavors. The red Pinot Meow and white Moscato. The drink is non-alcoholic, officials say the product contains organic catnip which can produce the same reaction in cats.

You can learn the story behind Apollo Peak and you can even order online at apollopeak.com If you're quick about it you can have the product to you in time for Christmas, or at the very least New Year's Eve.

Hey, kitty and bow - wow deserve to party like rock stars and bring in 2017 in a big way. Just don't call me for the next day clean up duty!

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