Can you shoot fireballs from your hands? You can now.

For centuries men have pondered how best to harness and control fire.  The answer is here!This thing is called Pyro and allows you to shoot four fireballs from your wrist up to 30ft!  I'm ALL IN on this.  If you asked me to choose between this thing and having a car I might say this.  I mean I don't need a car.  A guy who can shoot fire at people from 30 feet away is NOT gonna have a hard time catching a lift.  If you love me then buy me this now!

IT'S ONLY 174 bucks?  What!?  I have to get one!  Everyone is gonna have one of these babies.