Butt cheeks Wednesday – I will miss you

So they asked me to stop doing this.  WHY? 

We did a "Butt Cheeks Wednesday" feature yesterday on the show and the bosses had the NERVE to tell me it was a "one and done" feature! These are butt cheeks, this is America!  What are we doing if we can't see butt cheeks?  Why?  MY GOD, WHY?  We need a public outcry, we need a butt cheek movement.  What more can I do to improve people's lives?  I keep trying to give you local women's butt cheeks and "The Man" keeps swatting us down.  RISE UP PEOPLE!  Demand your butt cheeks and I promise you butt cheeks.  But if you sit idle we will be screwed!