Bonus Round of Ethan and Lou’s Missed Headlines

You know we are having a good day when we hit you with not one, not two but THREE rounds of Missed Headlines. And it's particularly serious when we take it out of the studio and into the lobby. Here is your bonus Missed Headlines where we discus:  A severed man member, a nude suspect on the run in AL and the Pledge of Allegiance.

Yeah, sometimes we take it outside the studio just down the hall to the lobby to really relax and let loose. Problem is those couches we are sitting on that look extremely comfortable ARE NOT comfortable. They are too low to the ground for starters, they are too cushy, which makes them hard to get out of. When you try and get out of that couch it's like going to stand up and all of the sudden a fat man wants to wrestle with you.

We can do better on the furniture.

#alwaysbeimprovingmakeyourlobbybetterstriveformoregetsomecouchessuck

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