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Guy Politely Wakes Drunk Stranger Who Fell Asleep in Wrong House
You know those stories where someone drinks so much they wake up in a Dumpster, a boat or Cleveland? This is better.
Sumo Wrestlers Race, Dramatically Tilt the Earth
Do you know what you need to see? Sumo wrestlers racing. Because we all need to see that.
Subway Masturbator Pulls Gun When Confronted
This guy was whipping out all sorts of things for people to see.
Furious Bull Injures Several After Stomping Into Crowd During Bullfight
Hey, this just in: bulls are extremely dangerous.
The Best Looking Women in America Live In…
Fellas on the hunt for the hottest ladies in the US of A would be wise to pack their bags and head for the East Coast.
Livestock Auctioneer Championship Will Leave Your Head Spinning
The World Livestock Auctioneer Championship will surely have you talking. Just not as fast as the contestants.
Tony the Tiger Is ‘Grrrrreat’ in Raunchy, NSFW Frosted Flakes Commercials That Cannot Possibly Be Real
Marshmallow-only Lucky Charms are not the biggest thing to hit the breakfast cereal biz. Not even close.
Target Blasts Porn Over Loudspeaker, Take That Walmart
The background noise of American consumerism that is Muzak may soon give way to some more X-rated sounds.
How to Carve a Pumpkin…With a Gun
Here's a different way to get into the Halloween spirit.
Survey Names World’s Funniest Joke (Which Isn’t THAT Funny)
Forget any knock-knock joke you've ever heard. Disregard any "a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar" joke. Don't even think about those "how many people does it take to screw in a light bulb?" jokes.