Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Imbecile Fakes Hijacking Story to Get Out of Vacation with Mistress
The only thing that blew up was this guy's plans, right in his face.
The Ol’ Eel in the Anus Fix Does Not Solve Constipation
This must've eel-y hurt.
Woman Inexplicably Gets Her Hand Stuck in Her Toilet
This woman was plum(ber) out of luck.
Man in Drunk Lives Matters Shirt Arrested For…Well, You Know
This guy had the perfect attire for the occasion.
Santa Claus Doppelgänger Arrested on Cocaine Charges
Ho, ho, ho meets blow blow blow.
Terrible Drunk Burglar Gets Stuck in Smashed Window
Hey, criminals, do yourself a favor: ignore the cliche and make sure you never return to the scene of the crime.
Little Girl Cheers Hero Dad For Shoveling Snow
Mother Nature, meet dad of the year.
St. Patrick’s Day Hero Guzzles a Guinness While Standing on His Head
No one is more ready for St. Patrick's Day than this guy. You could say he's head over heels excited for it.
Grandma Drinks Up Like a Rock Star on Spring Break
A lot of seniors hit the beach for spring break, but not a lot of *seniors* are there.
Lunatic Roommate Has No Earthly Clue How to Open Loaf of Bread
Sure, those twist ties used on bags of bread are annoying, but we all learn to accept them. Well, not all of us.