Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Couple Busted Doing the Nasty in McDonald’s at a Very Peculiar Time
Quick, what's the last thing you'd expect to see in a McDonald's during a lunch rush? Well, the last thing beside the line moving quickly.
Mammoth Shredder Tears Cars Into Teeny Pieces With Amazing Ease
One minute it's here, the next minute it's gone.
Alcoholics, Rejoice — The 1,000-Pack of Beer Has Arrived
There's buying in bulk and then there's this.
Imbecile Fakes Hijacking Story to Get Out of Vacation with Mistress
The only thing that blew up was this guy's plans, right in his face.
The Ol’ Eel in the Anus Fix Does Not Solve Constipation
This must've eel-y hurt.
Woman Inexplicably Gets Her Hand Stuck in Her Toilet
This woman was plum(ber) out of luck.
Man in Drunk Lives Matters Shirt Arrested For…Well, You Know
This guy had the perfect attire for the occasion.
Santa Claus Doppelgänger Arrested on Cocaine Charges
Ho, ho, ho meets blow blow blow.
Terrible Drunk Burglar Gets Stuck in Smashed Window
Hey, criminals, do yourself a favor: ignore the cliche and make sure you never return to the scene of the crime.
Little Girl Cheers Hero Dad For Shoveling Snow
Mother Nature, meet dad of the year.