Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drew Weisholtz
Tom Brady Flaunts Super Bowl Rings In Crazy Obnoxious Commercial
Get ready, kids -- Tom Brady is back.
Supreme Pervert Pleasured Himself Into Women’s Orange Juice
Breakfast will never be the same.
Willis Gene Burdette, 72, may sound like an assassin, but he's something much worse more vile. Burdette, is in a heaping pot of trouble for, well, why don't we just let The Smoking Gun explain it?
A grand jury this week voted to indict an elderly Ohio man on charges that he snuck into the home of a 61-year-old woman and ejaculated into a bottle of orange juice tha
Man on Big Wheel Goes for Inexplicable Spin on the Highway
It's a joyride that probably shouldn't have taken place.
Adorable Dog Walking Up Stairs Backwards Could Be a Trendsetter
This pooch is on rewind.
Dating Site to Open Bar That Bans Ugly People
Beauty is indeed only skin deep.
Woman Comes Home to Find Burglars Doing the Nasty on Couch
This isn't the kind of homecoming anyone wants.
5 Lighter Tricks Are a Flaming Pile of Combustible Magnifence
Lighters. They're no longer just for firing up a cigarette or letting the band know you want a fourth encore anymore.
Couple Learns Painful Lesson Why Plastic Bags Don’t Make Good Condoms
This is the complete opposite of safe sex.
Bank Robber Desperately Wants Jail to Get Away From Wife
This guy wants to trade his ball and chain for another ball and chain.
Knucklehead Spices It Up By Bathing in 1,200 Bottles of Hot Sauce
That's gotta hurt.