According to the NY post, Jennifer Mulford yearned for a closer connection to a man. She found that connection online on an adult breastfeeding website, where she met Brad Leeson. Jennifer researched adult breastfeeding, and heard that it creates a deeper bond between a couple. So, now, her and Brad do just that. 

Listen, I don't know about a deeper bond through breastfeeding. I do, however, wonder why we stop using products that we all agree are healthy for babies. Baby food, baby shampoo, and all things baby are supposed to be healthy in your formative years. So, why not as an adult?

I think the same probably applies to breastfeeding. Why are we not doing this? We all poison ourselves with booze and artificial flavors and sugars. All the while, the nectar of goodness is readily available to us.

I think I am onto something here. I am not kidding. I am starting to change my life today. When I shower tonight, it will be with baby shampoo. I'll get out, and use baby powder. I will have Gerber products for lunch and dinner, and I'll put Eucerin cream all over my body.

Then, for the grand finale, I will request that my wife, Erica, breast feed me. Not to be creepy, but to bring my health to all new levels of greatness. Wish me luck with the breast feeding request. My wife has a short fuse.

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