How do you eat 50 Krispy Kremes?

I am six feet tall, and weigh 210 lbs. If I eat five different things in a row, or five of one thing, my stomach hurts. Watch what this lady does.

How does this happen? She looks like she would get sick to her stomach looking at a celery stick. Good for her. They say everyone has their thing. She has hers. She eats 4,000,000 donuts, and smiles. Not a talent at all, but whatever. I am willing to congratulate her because she is a lady. Ladies undoubtedly always have more than one talent, and I am sure she does. She will not rest on doughnut eating.

However, this slob will forever and always rest his hat on eating hot dogs, and, for that, he should be made fun of. You are not an athlete, but a one-trick pony waste of time.

Good luck in the future, Joe.

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